This is what I do when I am unhappy, or bored.
I cut my hair.
Because cutting your hair totally gets rid of all the yuck.
Cutting your hair gets rid of all of the other things that are making you unhappy.
Cutting your hair is like changing your life.
For like, a day. When everybody notices and tells you how cute your hair is.
Then you're stuck with high maintenance hair in an I-need-low-maintenance-hair life.
At least it's cute, right?